Werewolf Attack!!!

The following is an account from a recent “werewolf” attack in Hyde Park by Mr Roger Harrington.

“Last week my fiance and I decided to meet late at night and lay beneath the stars and make out. We decided to choose a place that was well lit but private. So we chose a spot in Hyde Park, London where the both of us live. At the park they have this wooden deck that juts out over the water, so we decided to lay there on some blankets. It was around one in the morning. I layed down the covers on the deck and we had just both snuggled into the blankets when we heard a very big splash in the water behind us. This was a really huge splash, like something really large jumped into the water.”

“We jumped up real quick and looked over the railing at the water. Something about 7 feet or longer that was black in color and it had hair all over it. It swam clear around the deck. The deck is 14 feet wide and 25 feet long. It swam really fast and around the deck in about 20 seconds. In the process of getting to the bank on the side of the deck it had grabbed a sleeping duck and bit into it whole. It then went onto the bank breaking limbs, and crunching on the duck.”

“My fiance was extremely frightened, as was I. But I wanted to see this “thing” up close. So I jingled my keys over the deck to attract the “thing”. It then let out a very deep growl from the shadows of the trees. Sort of like a dog does when you approach his bowl when he is eating. But times that by 1000. Both of us were very concerned and scared crapless by now. I went over and grabbed the blankets to get out of there. Just as we turned to leave and go up the ramp and into the park, the growl got closer to us. But we lost sight of the “thing.” We took a few more steps up the ramp towards the park, there was another growl."

“I don’t know how to accurately describe this growl, but it was deep, guteral, almost from the very bowels of the thing. It held the tone of the blackest anger with the lust of killing. And it made both of our blood run cold. We both thought at the time that we were seriously going to die.”

“Anyhow, my fiance and i took off running. The only thing I thought of was to protect her by running directly behind her and putting myself between her and the “beast.” I never told her but where the ramp ends, there is foliage on both sides that lead down to the river banks. As I crossed the threshold of the ramp, I caught a glimpse of the “beast” to my left standing by a tree. It was huge and the most evil thing I have ever seen. It reeked of wildness and had very angry eyes. It charged at me. It intercepted me and bit me on the ankle. It let go and I ran as fast as I could."

“We made it back to our car and took off at high speed.”

“Since that day, often I dream of being an animal myself, running on all fours and hunting in a dark city that is barren. I can taste the thrill of hunting in my mouth as I salivate.”

The details of this attack are being examined by the City of London Police.


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